I text back embarrassingly fast
or three hours later
there is no in between
Red is one of my favourite characters ever invented.
On picture day how I think I look like vs how i actually look like
how is she the same person
*plays just cant let her go*
"tat songs not on t album how did t crazy mofos do tat ha best fans in t world"
When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.
If not us, who? If not now, when?
President John F. Kennedy
If I get a boyfriend this account is a secret
If one of 5SOS is my boyfriend this account NEVER EXISTED
i’m excited to spend two weeks of my life learning the lyrics to one direction songs again
'cause the players gonna play play play play play
alligators alligate gate gate gate gate
elevators elevate vate vate vate vate
shake it off
"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"
Just saw this, then immediately called my parents and asked them point blank if they kidnapped me from Avicii’s family in Sweden when I was a baby.
Of course they denied it.
Steal Her Style: Shovel Girl
Dolce & Gabbana Ribbed Wool Leggings (843.83)
St. John Yellow Label Satin Trim Jersey V-Neck Tee (226.96)
on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz