Krystle.

20. Boston. Simmons College. Marketing Major. I like the Red Sox. Patriots. Music. Movies. Other cool shit like that.

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hi:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

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cockenblog:

I have the wisdom and the ass of a much older woman.

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panicatthedsico:

tbh no matter how many other bands i end up a fan of my heart will always belong to pop punk bands whose peak of mainstream popularity was in 2006

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elusivemulatto:

tell a grown ass man “no” n watch him revert to age 5 behavior

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jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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masqverades:

do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity. 

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Accidentally started a fight about self respect and wanting sex on a celebs Instagram

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1. I go to Simmons nothing you say can embarrass me

2. You want to make fun of me of me for having sex. One of the most enjoying things on earth? Okay lol. Enjoy touching yourself

3. Thanks honestly your hate just makes me feel better about my actions ;)

4. Hahhahahahhaha

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jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

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booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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fuckyeahsimpleplan:

We’re proud to share this story of Malala’s courage with you. Are you taking a vow of silence today? #WeAreSilent

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fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

fishingboatproceeds:

wimblywomblys:

Other John Green temporarily loses an arm and exposes his femur (?)! His worried husband, Bald John, rushes to his side.

A classic moment in Wimbly Wombly history as AFC Wimbledon take on Swindon Town.

Is that a femur? Only the scientists of the future know for sure.

It’s a humerus, people.

Hank, we can’t know its name for sure. No one can. This is something we’ll only discover if and when we invent magic machines that can see inside of human bodies, or if parts of human bodies are someday able “survive death” in such a way that it’s possible to examine the bones of a human corpse. Until then, we’ll just have to speculate that it might be a femur.



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